FUNNY SMS
ENGLISH FUNNY SMS
Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u,
nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good,
nobody is ur
dont cry.......my name is nobody!!
Why only should i suffer sms
When I open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha
Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,
Expect Little,Do More,Demand Less,
Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,
Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i...
i rather look at the moon again
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly,
Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
December 5, 2009 at 1:38 PM
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
December 5, 2009 at 1:39 PM
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.
December 5, 2009 at 1:41 PM
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